Shit Ignorant People Say
- Friend: I'm trying to lose weight. I weight almost 230lbs!
- Me: You say it like it's a bad thing. I'm over 300.
- Friend: OMG? Seriously? What size do you wear? Don't we share clothes?
- Me: I don't know. 22...24...26 somewhere in there.
- Friend: Well, you don't look like it.
- Me: Well, I am.
- Friend: For real though. Don't put yourself down like that.
- Me: Um, I wasn't? (WTF??)